i have been lucky enough to meet the sexiest dude alive. back in milwaukee when i was 16 and i walked into a skate shop with my mom. he had a beard and dressed like a grandpa before it was cool to dress like a grandpa. he was an artist before everyone was an artist, and he's still funnier than all of you jerks. he turned 37 on Friday.
i made him a paper mache mobile to put above his new computer.
and all of his friends came by to play CIRCLE OF DEATH
time flies when you are john mcguire's girlfriend.